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Title: Ten Further Things that Never Happened to Buffy Summers
Author: Jedi Buttercup
Rating: PG to PG-13.
Category: B:tVS/various (see disclaimer).

Disclaimer: All your Buffy are belong to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy. I also do not claim to own anyone/thing affiliated with the following media productions: 2 Fast 2 Furious, Lie to Me, Tin Man, Iron Man, Terminator: tSCC, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Fringe, Twilight, Sanctuary, Inkheart.

Summary: TtH "10 Things that Never Happened" drabble challenge, Take 5. Same character, all new crossovers. (Previous editions: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4).

( Never Drove a 10-Second Car )

( Never Faced a Lie Detector )

( Never Heard of the Emerald of the Eclipse )

( Never Saw an Arc Reactor )

( Never Fought Against the Machines * )

( Never Got a PhD in Slaying )

( Never Met a Cullen )

( Never Became Part of the Pattern )

( Never Stopped Wanting to Be Normal )

( Never Appreciated the Written Word )

(x-posted to crossoverfic)

Title: Ten Racers that Never Competed for the Prize
Author: Jedi Buttercup
Rating: PG to PG-13
Fandoms: B:tVS/A:tS/Drive
Summary: Ten drivers that might have Raced alongside Alex Tully. 10 x 100 words.
Disclaimer: The words are mine, the worlds are not.
Spoilers: Post series for B:tVS and Angel; no comics canon; set during the Race.
Notes: For TtH Challenge #424 Transplanted Scoobies. What would it take to get the characters of the Buffyverse to join the Race?

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( White Knight Rolling: Xander )

( Disinherited Daughter: Eve )

( Dead Man Driving: Spike )

( It's That Time of Year Again: Giles )

( Double the Pain: Illyria )

( The Value of Touch: Gwen )

( Freedom and Justice for All: Wesley )

( See How They Run: Amy )

( Out on a Lark: Dawn )

( A Day Long in Coming: Justine )

(x-posted to drivefic)

Title: Ten Passengers Serenity Never Had
Author: Jedi Buttercup
Rating: PG to PG-13.
Summary: Ten Buffyverse characters who might have walked into, and out of, the lives of Serenity's crew. 10 x 100 words.
Disclaimer: The words are mine, the worlds are not. All Hail Joss.
Spoilers: All episodes of all A:tS/B:tVS/Firefly and "Serenity" (2005).
Notes: For the firefly_plus drabble challenge and TtH #424 Transplanted Scoobies.

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( A Corpse of Him: Spike )

( Hands of Blue: Illyria )

( Keeper of Secrets: Giles )

( Second Little Sister: Dawn )

( Traveling Musician: Oz )

( Wicked Beauty: Drusilla )

( Instrument of Vengeance: D'Hoffryn )

( Grieving Widow: Willow )

( The Brave, Undefeated: Groosalug )

( Latter-Day Guardian: Buffy )
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PG-13, A:tS/SG-1. Other chapters here.

A certain package meant for Angel ends up on Daniel Jackson's desk instead.

( An Unexpected Gift, 8/? )

(x-posted to stargate_xing & twistedshorts)

PG-13, A:tS/SG-1. Other chapters here.

A certain package meant for Angel ends up on Daniel Jackson's desk instead.

( An Unexpected Gift, 6/? )

(x-posted to stargate_xing & twistedshorts)

PG-13, A:tS/SG-1. Other chapters here.

A certain package meant for Angel ends up on Daniel Jackson's desk instead.

( An Unexpected Gift, 4/? )

(x-posted to stargate_xing & twistedshorts)

PG-13, A:tS/SG-1. Other chapters here.

A certain package meant for Angel ends up on Daniel Jackson's desk instead.

( An Unexpected Gift, 2/? )

(x-posted to stargate_xing & twistedshorts)

PG-13; Stargate SG-1 / A:tS, 4000 words.

Wesley had been looking forward to this day ever since he'd realized that Daniel's claims to have traveled in time were more than just the product of a deranged mind.

( A Myriad of Lives )

(x-posted to stargate_xing & twsthellmouth)

PG-13; B:tVS, X-Men. 900 words.

Xander comes up with an unorthodox plan for defeating the First.

( The Last Big Hurrah )

(x-posted to twsthellmouth)

Title: Ten More Things that Never Happened to Buffy Summers
Author: Jedi Buttercup
Rating: PG to PG-13.
Category: B:tVS/various. See disclaimer for crossovers (in order).
Summary: The "10 Things that Never Happened" drabble challenge, Take Two.

Disclaimer: All your Buffy are belong to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy. I also do not claim to own anyone/thing affiliated with the shows/movies Stargate: SG-1, X-Men, Bones, Jurassic Park III, Slither, Legally Blonde, The Mummy, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, or Firefly.

( Never Had an Identical Twin )

( Never Been to New York )

( Never Been Forgotten )

( Never Met a Velociraptor )

( Never Forgot a Face )

( Never Had to Bend and Snap )

( Never Read from the Book of the Dead )

( Never Heard of the Black Pearl )

( Never Kidnapped a King )

( Never Left Earth-That-Is )

(x-posted to tth100)