jedibuttercup

PG-13; A Good Day to Die Hard/B:tVS. 1300 words, 4th in the Hard Duties sequence.

"Oh, I'm just going to Moscow to find Jack," John muttered under his breath, mocking his last conversation with his daughter. "What do I need the arsenal for? Just couple of stakes in case I get cornered in an alley; don't worry, Lucy, I'll be fine. Ha! Should have known."

( A Father's Duty )

(x-posted to AO3)

PG-13; Die Hard III/Showdown in Little Tokyo; gleeful pointless gen. 800 words.

"McClane. You know a Detective Chris Kenner?"

( Prelude to Disaster )

(x-posted to showdowntokyo)
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PG-13; CSI, Live Free or Die Hard. 1400 words, Catherine/John UST.

Catherine pitied the CSIs that had to pick up after one of his "bad" days.

( Just Passing Through )
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(x-posted to crossoverfic)

Title: Ten Other Things that Never Happened to Buffy Summers
Author: Jedi Buttercup
Rating: PG to PG-13.
Category: B:tVS/various. See disclaimer for crossovers (in order).
Summary: The "10 Things that Never Happened" drabble challenge, take four. (Previous editions: 1 | 2 | 3).

Disclaimer: All your Buffy are belong to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy. I also do not claim to own anyone/thing affiliated with the shows/movies Dresden Files, National Treasure, Mystery Men, Peter Pan, Equilibrium, Next, Reign of Fire, PotC:AWE, Transformers, or Die Hard IV.

( Never Hired a Wizard )

( Never Stole Historical Documents )

( Never Donned a Cape and Tights )

( Never Followed the Piper )

( Never Lost Her Passion )

( Never Stalked a Clairvoyant )

( Never Founded the Kentucky Irregulars )

( Never Sailed Aboard the Flying Dutchman )

( Never Met an N.B.E. )

( Never Bonded with the Boys in Blue )

(x-posted to crossoverfic)
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