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Title: Ten More Things that Never Happened to Buffy Summers
Author: Jedi Buttercup
Rating: PG to PG-13.
Category: B:tVS/various. See disclaimer for crossovers (in order).
Summary: The "10 Things that Never Happened" drabble challenge, Take Two.

Disclaimer: All your Buffy are belong to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy. I also do not claim to own anyone/thing affiliated with the shows/movies Stargate: SG-1, X-Men, Bones, Jurassic Park III, Slither, Legally Blonde, The Mummy, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, or Firefly.

( Never Had an Identical Twin )

( Never Been to New York )

( Never Been Forgotten )

( Never Met a Velociraptor )

( Never Forgot a Face )

( Never Had to Bend and Snap )

( Never Read from the Book of the Dead )

( Never Heard of the Black Pearl )

( Never Kidnapped a King )

( Never Left Earth-That-Is )

(x-posted to tth100)