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jedibuttercupPG-13, AtS/SG-1; 300 words. (For August 23; very pointless).
Harmony should have stayed away from Colorado.
Title: Golden-Eyed Girl
Author: Jedi Buttercup
Disclaimer: The words are mine; the worlds belong to Whedon and SyFy.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Harmony should have stayed away from Colorado. 300 words
Spoilers: AtS post-"Not Fade Away"; general Stargate SG-1
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twistedshorts - August, Day 23
Notes: Also because I was surfing the FFA list, and suddenly got an Idea. You can imagine how they got into this situation, and where it goes from here, on your own. *facepalm*
Harmony giggled at the man standing on the other side of the bars. Really, he was the cutest thing ever. "Of course not," she said. "Why would I want to?"
"There's nothing about being human that you miss?" Dr. Jackson tried again, inquisitive blue eyes wide behind his glasses. "Going out in the daylight? Eating real food?"
"Oh, I can eat real food," she shrugged. Didn't he know anything? "It just doesn't taste right anymore. But why would I want to trade that for being weaker? Having a pesky soul again? Getting wrinkles?" She shuddered at the thought.
"You're still convinced, then, that you don't have a soul?" he asked, looking troubled. "You've said you believe the uh, vampire demon took its place. But what if it's just trapped under the parasitic spirit-- isn't there some part of you that wants to be free?"
He stared at her, intently, as though looking for something in her eyes. Harmony scoffed at him. "For such a smart guy, you're really pretty dumb, aren't you. Look, I've met a vampire who had his soul restored, and let me tell you, it wasn't pretty. All that angst is totally bad for the waistline. But I'm harmless, seriously! I usually eat animal blood! You don't have to put me in this sarc-thingy; I won't hurt anyone else!"
"I wish I could believe that," Dr. Jackson said, regretfully. Then lifted something that looked like a really bizarre dildo. He pressed a button, and it changed shape in a way that really didn't change her opinion of it-- but did change her opinion of him a little.
"Oooh, kinky, Dr. J," she said, pressing up against the bars again. "Going to let me out after all?"
The thing spat unexpected blue fire-- and she knew no more.
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(x-posted totwistedshorts)
Harmony should have stayed away from Colorado.
Title: Golden-Eyed Girl
Author: Jedi Buttercup
Disclaimer: The words are mine; the worlds belong to Whedon and SyFy.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Harmony should have stayed away from Colorado. 300 words
Spoilers: AtS post-"Not Fade Away"; general Stargate SG-1
Challenge:
twistedshorts - August, Day 23Notes: Also because I was surfing the FFA list, and suddenly got an Idea. You can imagine how they got into this situation, and where it goes from here, on your own. *facepalm*
Harmony giggled at the man standing on the other side of the bars. Really, he was the cutest thing ever. "Of course not," she said. "Why would I want to?"
"There's nothing about being human that you miss?" Dr. Jackson tried again, inquisitive blue eyes wide behind his glasses. "Going out in the daylight? Eating real food?"
"Oh, I can eat real food," she shrugged. Didn't he know anything? "It just doesn't taste right anymore. But why would I want to trade that for being weaker? Having a pesky soul again? Getting wrinkles?" She shuddered at the thought.
"You're still convinced, then, that you don't have a soul?" he asked, looking troubled. "You've said you believe the uh, vampire demon took its place. But what if it's just trapped under the parasitic spirit-- isn't there some part of you that wants to be free?"
He stared at her, intently, as though looking for something in her eyes. Harmony scoffed at him. "For such a smart guy, you're really pretty dumb, aren't you. Look, I've met a vampire who had his soul restored, and let me tell you, it wasn't pretty. All that angst is totally bad for the waistline. But I'm harmless, seriously! I usually eat animal blood! You don't have to put me in this sarc-thingy; I won't hurt anyone else!"
"I wish I could believe that," Dr. Jackson said, regretfully. Then lifted something that looked like a really bizarre dildo. He pressed a button, and it changed shape in a way that really didn't change her opinion of it-- but did change her opinion of him a little.
"Oooh, kinky, Dr. J," she said, pressing up against the bars again. "Going to let me out after all?"
The thing spat unexpected blue fire-- and she knew no more.
-~-
(x-posted to
twistedshorts)
