Fic: Should Have Gone To Alaska (T; B:tVS/PotC)

PG-13; B:tVS/Pirates of the Caribbean; 1400 words. For earcmacfithil, more or less.

The captain's tentacle beard started to writhe in a completely nauseating dance, a strange gurgling sound emerging from it that Cordelia was horrified to realize was a chuckle.

( Should Have Gone To Alaska )

(x-posted to twistedshorts and at AO3)