Five Things Meme: Prompt Me!

Okay, distract me. I need it right now.

I'm jumping on the Five Things Meme bandwagon! Ask me for Five Things from any of the following fandoms, or crossovers thereof:

Angel, B:tVS, CSI (Vegas), Firefly/Serenity, Harry Potter, Jane Austen (any books/adaptions), Jurassic Park, The Lord of the Rings, The Mummy/Mummy Returns, Pitch Black/Chronicles of Riddick, Star Trek (Original), Star Trek (TNG), Star Wars (Original), Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis

Or any other fandoms you know me to be knowledgeable enough to answer about.

You can ask me to come up with anything, as long as it's not NC-17. Five headstones Buffy tripped over? Five things Alan Grant learned how to say to the velociraptors with the resonating chamber Billy made? Five things that made Richard O'Connell go "WTF" about his new girlfriend/wife? Anything. Make me divert a lot of brain cells to work on your questions, so they're not occupied worrying about other things.
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Five Fandoms Gil Grissom Secretly Enjoys

Thanks for all the five things entries! Keep them coming-- some of them I'll need to do a little canon research for, which will have to wait until I'm not at work, but there are some great prompts in the list.

Here's the first, for bastardsnow:

( Five Fandoms Gil Grissom Secretly Enjoys )

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Five Things River Tam Wishes She Didn't Know

This is the second of my Five Things answers, for the_jackalope:

(These insisted on going to an angsty place. Sorry!)

( Five Things River Tam Wishes She Didn't Know )

(x-posted to applebits)
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Two "Five Things" answers for Stargate SG-1

These are the third and fourth of my Five Things answers, for izhilzha and bastardsnow respectively:

( Five Moments When Jack O'Neill Almost Gave Up )

( Five Planets Sam Carter Wishes She'd Never Visited )

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Two "Five Things" answers for Star Trek: TNG

These are the fifth and sixth of my Five Things answers, for beatrice_otter and emony2 respectively.

It's been years since I watched more than scattershot episodes of TNG, so I hope these work! (Also, a TMI moment here: I may have scarred myself for life Googling the phrase "Data smiled" for canon references for this entry. I didn't know Geordi/Data slash even existed!)

( Five Things Deanna Troi Pretends She Can't Sense )

( Five Times Data Smiled )

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