PG-13; National Treasure/Jurassic World set post-BOS and pre-JW; 3400 words. For 2016 crossovering.

Abigail Chase and Ben Gates take a romantic vacation... to Treasure Island. Which, it turns out, may be the island on which John Hammond constructed a certain theme park...

hang the treasure; it's the glory of the hunt

(Linked @ the AO3 collection; written for ishie)

Title: Ten Other Things that Never Happened to Buffy Summers
Author: Jedi Buttercup
Rating: PG to PG-13.
Category: B:tVS/various. See disclaimer for crossovers (in order).
Summary: The "10 Things that Never Happened" drabble challenge, take four. (Previous editions: 1 | 2 | 3).

Disclaimer: All your Buffy are belong to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy. I also do not claim to own anyone/thing affiliated with the shows/movies Dresden Files, National Treasure, Mystery Men, Peter Pan, Equilibrium, Next, Reign of Fire, PotC:AWE, Transformers, or Die Hard IV.

( Never Hired a Wizard )

( Never Stole Historical Documents )

( Never Donned a Cape and Tights )

( Never Followed the Piper )

( Never Lost Her Passion )

( Never Stalked a Clairvoyant )

( Never Founded the Kentucky Irregulars )

( Never Sailed Aboard the Flying Dutchman )

( Never Met an N.B.E. )

( Never Bonded with the Boys in Blue )

(x-posted to crossoverfic)
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