And now for something completely different!

[jedibuttercup]

*dies*

You've seen that meme going 'round, where you paste the text of one of your fics into Word and use the Auto-Summarize tool on the "100 words or less" setting?

I ran Eclipse, my Stargate SG-1/Pitch Black crossover fic, through the blender. The original clocks in at 13,861 words, and is Sam-POV, team-gen, and all action. The result?...

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Sam winced. Sam threw a quick grin in Teal'c's direction. "Uh, Jack? Sam blurted. "Yes *sir*," Sam replied. Jack shook his head. Daniel cut him off. "Thanks, Teal'c." "Daniel? "What's *down there*, Daniel?" "Daniel!" "Daniel Jackson!" "Good," Jack grunted. Jack groaned audibly. Daniel stirred. Jack hissed, sounding indignant.

"Do it, Jack," Daniel said urgently, his hand trembling a little on Sam's arm. Jack hissed back. Sam replied.

"Teal'c! Daniel! "Daniel! "Teal'c? Sam swallowed. Jack objected. "Sam? Sam, can you hear me?"

"Will do, Jack." "Are you okay, Sam?"

"Teal'c?" "I'll do it, Teal'c," Sam told him.

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*fans self*
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Comments

[beatrice_otter]

Y'know, it's a good thing I wasn't taking a drink when I read that ...

[satyrnfive.livejournal.com]

Wow...that's all I have to add.

[maevebran.livejournal.com]

Wow. that is just kinda wrong but funny.=)

[elementalv.livejournal.com]

Sam swallows? I'm impressed (and also laughing my ass off).

[lt-kitty.livejournal.com]

**snorts**

Gotta love those unintentional orgies.