PG; Lake Placid (1999), 2400 words. Movie tag (DVD sequels disregarded). Fic #4 for Yuletide 2012.

"As it turns out, coming back from exile with my name all over the news was even less comfortable for the ex-boss and the ex-friend then having me around while they were making eyes at each other."

Not Real Good With Subtle

(Linked @ the AO3 Yuletide archive; written for alyse)