My brain has been wrung out from RL stuff, but this is--guh, seriously amazing. Hobbs really walked into a situation that he wasn't prepared for with these two and three, if you include Dom making breakfast. LOL. I won't ever forget the part where Dom walks through the door, because lesser men, i.e. all men other than Lucas Hobbs, would have pissed themselves if Dominic Toretto caught them as acting as the meat to Brian and Mia's sandwich.

Simply brilliant!

You said this is the optimistic view of the version of Brian walking in on Mia and Hobbs kissing. What's the pessimistic/realist view?

Anyway, this is beyond awesome.