Fic: Welcome to Fhloston, Paradise Not Guaranteed (PotC/Fifth Element; T)

PG-13; PotC/Fifth Element, Korben/Leeloo; 4000 words. Post-canon for both, for ffutures.

"Fewer and fewer people recognize even the ship these days, let alone me; it's enough to give a lonely psychopomp a complex. Captain Jack Sparrow, at your service, aboard the Flying Dutchman. But what have we here?"

( Welcome to Fhloston, Paradise Not Guaranteed )

(x-posted at AO3)