Fic: A Very Distinctive Myth (PG; Leverage crack!fic)

PG-ish; Leverage, 1600 words. For Day 16. Mer!fic, in case the summary doesn't make that clear....

Trying to figure it all out had been a pain in Eliot's occasionally scaly ass.

A Very Distinctive Myth

(Linked @ wishlist_fic and AO3; written for earcmacfithil)