Oh, lovely. Um. If you never ever want to write "Item One, Pair of Ruby Slippers," can I snag it for my own plot bunny hutch? Because it's cool. :-) And I'm already have sequel ideas just from the two paragraphs you wrote there.

Oh please oh please, could you write "And Then There Was Pudding"? Because that's just brilliant use of cliche to be not-cliche, and I love the idea of the structure.